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People's Kingdom of New Afghan | |
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 Flag | |
| Status | Unrecognized quasi-state |
| Largest | Ciudad Pagano |
| Official languages | North American English |
| Recognised national languages | |
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| Demonym(s) | Neo-Afghanite |
| Government | Secular technocratic noocracy under a provisional military junta |
| Jacques DeWolfe | |
| Hakim al-Shetani | |
| Independence from | |